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Posted: 06 Apr 2011 10:59 AM PDT

A couple weeks ago, I posted an anonymous girl's tush that exploded on the Chive. Since then I've sprinkled her into both the DAR and the Sexy Chivers. I emailed her and said I wanted to do something special for the Chivers on Hump Day, I wanted to reveal her to the Chivers. She's got a (very) professional job so she did the best she could do and met me halfway. And for that, I'm grateful. Her name is Dylan and I'll let her take it from here:

My name is Dylan. I am 31 years old, a mom, a writer, and I currently work in marketing in a vast cubicle fortress. Those are the serious details... If you still want to know more, I have a bachelor of arts in public relations (and love the idea that i never have to go back to school). I seriously have fantasies that involve shoe shopping. I absolutely love to be social, dance and party when I have a free night. My favorite drink is anything my ex-bartender man creates. I LOVE the Chive and gained my addiction to it through my boyfriend who is also my part time paparazzi. =) Other random facts about me: My favorite author is Robert Heinlein but favorite book is a tie: "Stranger in a Strange Land" vs "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". I love to drive fast even though I only have a grocery-getter. There's no such thing as favorite music; it all depends on my mood for the day... i like anything from Tool to Lady GaGa (I know...) I have a secret desire to be the lead singer in a 80s cover band, as long as I get to pick the outfits and dress all the band members. So is that enough? I must be missing something. Oh yes, I included more pics. Chive On out there.

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Posted: 06 Apr 2011 10:24 AM PDT

For the past four years I've been telling my sister Megan I'd visit her at IU for the famous 'Little Five' bike race. Megan is now a senior and she'll be graduating this year (barring any unforeseen terrible grades). We're showing up a week early but it's time to make good on a promise I made to my little sis. So theCHIVE is going on the road this weekend to Bloomington, Indiana and we want to meet our IU Chivers! Myself, Bob, Rick, theBERRY sisters - Megan and Emily will rolling into Kilroy's on Kirkwood this Saturday, April 9th at 6pm. Nothing too formal here, just stop by and have a drink with us. I'm starting a tab and everybody who says, 'Chive On' is getting drinks from me until I hit my daily limit. Have no idea what my daily limit is, but I'm about find out. Also, anybody who barrows my scarf must return it within 10 minutes. I have to admit I'm pretty excited about going back to college… because boobs. Chive On, John

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Posted: 06 Apr 2011 09:54 AM PDT