We could use a brunette Chivette: Meet Lauren Gentile

We could use a brunette Chivette: Meet Lauren Gentile
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Posted: 10 Feb 2011 10:47 AM PST

We usually don't have two Chivettes in one week but what's the point in compartmentalizing these girls week by week? Organization is for fools. We featured Lauren Gentile here as the lead photo in last week's 'Find Her' gallery. She timidly stepped forward and admitted to being the owner of the tush you'll see below. Enjoy Lauren, she's funny as hell in real life, which is an enchanting quality in a woman. I'll let Lauren take it from here.

"Well, for starters, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die" My name is Lauren and I am a 23 year old native South Floridian living in America's coastal icebox (Massachusetts, please stop snowing. Kthnx.), I'm currently a full-time employee, part-time Masters student at Penn State University, I am studying Homeland Security and Policy Analysis and I'm a former student of Criminology and Law and Anthropology, so I could tell you everything that you need to know about why the terrorist's baby-daddy's should be taken in for a verbal lashing, and why the 2012 'prophecies' need to be re-examined. I am, in other words, a huge nerd. I was a computer programmer back-in-the-day and although I can be quite girly and DO love being lady-like and domestic, I am a pseudo-hippie (minus the body hair and turd-flavored-bark snacks) who could care less about the latest fashions or make-up: give me a loin cloth(s) and some constellation to follow and I'd be a happy camper. I am a Civil War history junkie. I'll let that sink in. Aside from that, I'm a pretty down-to-earth girl who enjoys pretty much everything but spiders and guidos. I think that the Chive is an oasis of awesome on the internet and I send out a big FTW to all of you who have the sense of humor and wits enough to follow it. :) I'm not a fan of quick intros and short good-byes so feel free to message me and I'll comment through the comments!

Found: The Anonymous NYC Blonde (7 Photos)

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 10:13 AM PST

For the past three months, the internet has been on a quest to find a beautiful anonymous blonde walking the streets of NYC. We posted a few photos earlier today that may/may not have been her but I think we've got it now. One of our awesome users recognized her from his college days at the University of Tampa. Her name is Nicole Boerner, a model currently living in Texas.

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Posted: 10 Feb 2011 10:01 AM PST

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Posted: 10 Feb 2011 08:57 AM PST

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Posted: 10 Feb 2011 08:22 AM PST

Somebody claims they’ve found this hottie.. but is it her? (3 Photos)

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 07:06 AM PST

If you have something called the internet, you've seen the image above floating around the nets for the past couple months. To date, nobody has been able to produce another image of the girl, much less a name. I was emailed the following two photos last night from somebody claiming to know her. So is this the Anonymous New York Blonde? Chivers?

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Posted: 10 Feb 2011 07:01 AM PST